Funke Akindele's husband rescues her from harsh prophesy

Prophet Olagorioye Faleyimu predicts his 2017 visions in which he said that Nollywood actress Funke Akindele is not destined to have a child.

He advised the actress to pray fervently if she desired to mother a child.

Many rejected the harsh prediction including her husband JJC who showered his wife with prayers

Sweet couple at a show

Frenchman captured in Sambisa forest repairs amoured carriers.

- Among those captured by the Nigerian Army during a process to capture the Sambisa forest taken over by Boko Haram is a foreigner

- New revelations about the foreigner, who is assisting with information currently, shows that he is a Frenchman and expert

Apart from being a Frenchman, the foreigner allegedly captured by soldiers when they attacked the Sambisa forest in Borno state recently is an expert in Amoured Personnel Carriers (APCs).

This disclosure was made by some of military sources, according to Daily Trust.

The troops captured the foreigner while they attacked Sambisa forest

The Nigerian military is yet to make the identity of the captured foreigner known allegedly for diplomatic reasons, but the report insisted that he is a Frenchman and is already assisting with information.

I must sleep with Ronaldino and wizkid

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She was sitting inside her expensive palour, located on a swampy street in Ikotun area of Lagos when this reporter caught her.

Jessica Elvis, the president-elect of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, just finished having her lunch when the reporter arrived. ‘You are not a farmer. I don wash your back o,” she said jokingly with a warm handshake amid cheerful smile.

In the red light zone, Elvis, whose real name is Oluchi needs no introduction. She was until her election as the new president of NANP, the longest serving secretary, between 2002 to 2015.
In this exclusive interview with DAILY POST’s Ameh Comrade, the mother of one spoke on her victory at the Saturday’s poll, plans for the association and why she would like to make love to Real Madrid and Portuguese soccer star, C Ronaldo as well as Nigerian music sensation, Dayo Balogun, otherwise known as Wizkid before she retires.

You’ve been agitating for the baton of leadership of this association, tell us the plans you have for NANP?

I must really confess, it’s not easy as seen from the stand. But there’s nothing much, I have been the third in command since 2002 (General Secretary) and I have been doing most of the jobs. I don’t see much difference though.

Talking about the plan, like I said during my campaign, I want to let people know that you don’t have to work in NNPC or Central Bank before you make it in life.
As the new president of NANP, I will make sure our members are well taken care of. I will ensure all our offices across the 36 states of the federation start functioning. I will also make sure all registered members get ID card.

As you can see, the world has gone global and we should also follow the trend; in this regard, we have proposed to launch a new website which will have the profile and contacts of all our registered members across the country. If anyone is in need of our service, all you need to do is to go online and make your choice.

Secondly, I will also fight for the freedom and security of our members. We’ve heard of cases of our members being molested and killed. It is callous. We will have to stop all that.

I will also try to approach the new government on how to make life better for us. We supported the president during his campaign. We even declared free sex when he won and we expect him to reciprocate by looking into our plight. We are also part of the society.

You have been the Secretary General of this association since 2002, what do you think the last leader failed to do?

See, I don’t want to rubbish anybody. My joy is that I have won and I am here to work for those who elected me.

Your predecessor, Madam Efoyo claimed you didn’t win the election, how would you react to that?

If she says I didn’t win, let her call the police to come and arrest me na. All I can say is that I won the election and there is no doubt about that.

Why the choice for prostitution while there are other jobs out there?

Point of correction, we are not prostitutes.

Who are you then?

We are friends of the society. Call us peacemakers. National Association of Nigerian Peacemakers.

Do you regret choosing this part of profession?

Why should I regret what puts food on my table; built me houses in Lagos and Abuja and even trained my daughter in school? I have no reason whatsoever to regret.

So you have a daughter?

Yes of course, she went for summer coaching. She is 15 years now.

When and how did you give birth to her?

I gave birth to her fifteen years ago.

Where is the dad?

That is story for another day.

You mean she doesn’t know who her father is?

Must she? I am both the father and mother.

Are you telling us you impregnated yourself?

Maybe or maybe not

…;Laughs (Give me make I marry her na)

If you near her, I go cut you ‘bell’ (laughter). My pikin no go marry Nigerian oo.

Would you allow her to take after you?

When she comes of age, she would decide

How old are you?

I don’t know, my mum didn’t tell me when I was born.

But do you have any plan of leaving this work and getting married some day?

Marriage drove me into this and I hate the word marriage with passion.

You mean you were once married?

Yes, but things fell apart. But I’m glad because it was a blessing in disguise.

When do you plan to retire?

Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo (laughter)

Do you mean the Portuguese footballer?

(Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love him so much that his pictures even turn me on (laughter). I use to tease my colleagues that I must sleep with him and Wiz Kid before I retire.

Have you met Wiz Kid one on one?

We have met on several occasions but he doesn’t know me. I even have a picture I took with him during a show in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what I do.

So, how do you intend to sleep with him?

God go do am when the time comes.

Talking about God, do you go to church?

Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. I don’t miss church activities. Sometimes, I would declare fasting and prayer for business to come. Whenever I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that day.

Where do you worship?

For credibility sake, let’s leave out the name of the church.

Aside the people you sleep with, do you have any special person?

Yes, I have a boyfriend. It would shock you to know that I am very jealous. The day I noticed my guy was cheating on me, I nearly cut off his thing.

Is he aware you are a ‘peacemaker’?

No, he is not based in Lagos.

What if he gets to know?

Na you wan tell am?

Is Jessica Elvis your real name?

No, my real name is Oluchi.

What is you father’s name?

His name is my father

Where did you come from?

I’m a Nigerian.

Which State precisely?

Must you know my state?

Are your parents aware you are a prostitute, sorry, peacemaker?

Not really.

Do you still go out to ‘make peace’?

Well, I have a bigger responsibility now. I now control over 20,000 people. So my movements would have to reduce.

What is your take on the legalization of same sex marriage?

I am neither against nor in support of it, but all I know is that whatever makes you happy, do it.

Do you make love to women?

No, I’m not a lesbian.

Don’t you think you are offending God?

You holy pass me? It’s funny that people have already condemned us to hell. But it would shock you on the last day to see who will be in heaven and hell. As for me, I am going to heaven. I don’t know about you.

What have you achieved from this job?

I have cars. I eat food of my choice. I have been able to put a roof on the head of my parents. I have properties across the country. I have clothing line and several other businesses.

Do you have male members?

You wan join? (General laughter)

Photo : Paul Okoye (P’square) Cries On Stage In DC

Paul(psquare) cried on stage while performing to one of there past hit track “Oyinye”…says it brings the memory of there late mum…so emotionally cos I’m a fellow orphan.
“Sometimes I cry on stage, especially when singing beautiful onyinye, our late mum’s favorite song ….I know she’s watching with our dad miss u guys…DC 1 luv”

Gorgeous Ukwu, Nigeria Men Die For – Judy Anyango

Judy Anyango the new socialite in town giving Vera Sidika a run for her money with her gigantic behind. Huddah Monroe, Corazon Kwamboka, Vanessa Chettle and Risper Faith have nothing on her she is really loaded!
Socialites are increasing in number and for any socialite to top the list, you must show and shake what you got from your mama.
Check her out and see if she got what it takes

Gossip Davido’s D!*k Rises in Public as He holds Kenyan Biggest Ukwu

Embarrassing for Davido as he took striking pose with Kenyan socialite. One cant tell exactly was on his mind but this photo is just giving his fans an impression on what Davido think about socialite.

Men are going for village girls nowadays (find out why)

City girls are very sophisticated, approachable and good to be with, but why are Nigerian men going back to the village to pick their wives? What is it about village girls that makes them potential life partners? Or is this just a fallacy?
Here are 10 reasons Our men go back to the village to select their spouse instead of marrying their City counterparts.
1. Food
Do village girls cook better than city girls?
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Men love food and no man likes to return home and not meet a well prepared meal. Village ladies have the upper hand when it comes to performing wonders in the kitchen. Those delicacies that melt a man’s heart and remind him of those nostalgic past are made real by village ladies. Every meal is likely to be a sensation and not the usual rice and bread that is adopted during bachelorhood, Lagos girls on the other hand dwell on refrigerating and microwaving food which does not give the same result. Some even order meals or drag their spouse to a restaurant. Lagos men would rather go for a home-made meal prepared with fresh ingredients and spiced with condiments rather than keep a daily date in the restaurant.
2. Attitude
Village ladies grow up with the right orientation and attitude which is what most Lagos men desire. Little attributes like saying ‘good morning’ and ‘thank you’ can go a long way to make a man happy. Village ladies are brought up with a drilling knowledge of respect and attitude. Lagos ladies exude behaviours that raise doubt about their attitudes and orientation and men try to avoid ladies without the right attitude.
3. Submissive
Either by nature or nurture, men feel they are superior to women and like it when they get a lot of respect from women. No man wants to marry a woman if he knows she will challenge his superiority. Lagos men know that most Lagos ladies have been so exposed to similar and equal life styles that can lead to tension in the home. Men know that village ladies pose no threat when it comes to class and level and feel more comfortable with that rather than engaging in a class tug of war with a Lagos lady.
4. Home
Village ladies have very homely qualities that make a man happy. They know it is their duties to do the dishes, laundry, cook, make the home and still take care of the children. Lagos ladies however feel that the modern world in its unwritten law desire men to also help in the house chores and not many Lagos men are adept at doing that. With a village lady however, they is not question about who will do the house chores.
5. Career                                                                                                                                        Perhaps city ladies have careers that make them to busy for their homes
The issue of career is always a big problem to men. As much as Lagos men love successful women, they dislike it when a woman’s job becomes her priority and he his relegated to the second position. The higher a woman goes, the more a man finds her unapproachable. Village ladies are very enterprising instead and know how to combine the home with the family well which is what Lagos men prefer.
6. Beauty
Who is more attractive, city girls or village beauties?
Lagos ladies are very attractive but men have discerned the difference between natural beauty and the pancake and lipstick beauty. Lagos ladies are very adept in transforming themselves into angels that it would be difficult to tell the difference between the ‘former and later picture’. Lagos men know they are seeing the real picture when they meet a village lady and not a black-to-white transformation that is typical of Lagos ladies.
7. Understanding
Village ladies are cool-headed and have learnt to tame their emotion so as to allow them understand their spouse. Lagos men like it when a woman understands situations without asking too much questions. Lagos ladies though educated and intelligent sometimes lack the basic sense required in understanding the mood and turmoil of a man and this can lead to tension when they cannot act appropriately. Lagos men would rather marry a village lady knowing that there is a telepathic understanding between the two of them.
8. Economical
Village ladies understand moderation and have learnt the skills to economise. Lagos men know that the city has its ups and downs and like it when a woman can make do with what is available. Lagos ladies find it difficult to deal with less than they have been exposed to and some can even raise hell if they do not get what they are used to. Lagos men like the fact that the humble upbringing of most village ladies equips them for any situation whether rain or shine.
9. Fidelity
Are village girls more faithful than city girls?
The Lagos lifestyle is a wild one and most ladies in the city have been swept away by the tide. Some women find it difficult to deal with the  strength and capacity of their husband because they have been exposed to different escapades. Ironically, it is the same men who engage these ladies who know that it will be dangerous to have them in the home. They feel that their already explored sexuality might pose the possibility of marital infidelity. They feel more confident in marrying village ladies who to an extent can guarantee fidelity.
10. Wife material
Who really makes a better wife, village girls or city girls?
Wife material is an expression used to describe a lady that encapsulates all the qualities that a man wants in a woman. Lagos men try to select a woman with wife material when they eventually want to get married. They feel that Lagos ladies have little or no wife material and therefore cast their nets in the village where they are likely to find ladies who have yards and yards of wife material!